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Mae; Female; 16; Taurus; Australia; Pinay; 1/4 chinka; Single; Weird; Short; Bitch; Friendly; Sophisticated; Infatuated; Inquizitive; HP; LOTR; Kpop; Jpop; Music - RnB, Hip Hop, Rap, Classics, 80s; Bookworm; RPG; FPS;

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` right NOW

Hair: Ponytail.
Clothes: Shirt & Shorts. lolz
Make up: None.
Eating: Nothing.
Drinking: Water.
Wanting: School holidays...
Loving: MUAH Daniel ;)
Hating: School
Thinking: "I am doomed."
Listening to: Hyori - One Two Three n Four
Talking to: Daniel, Meg, Liz, Joce, Jason and Pipzilla
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I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

i believe in tooth fairies _______ _ __ / ` ` ` he owes me $1 000 000 000

08.28.04 (5:16 am) [edit]

[u]Thursday[/u]

Mae: I weigh 46kg. how much do you weigh?
Thomas: I weigh [ insert weight here ]. (forgot soz)
Mae: Do you shit before or after you weigh yourself?
Thomas: I don't shit.

o.O

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Prillini: I love straight hairs. Your hair is naturally straight eh?
Mae: Umm sort of. *giggles* It curls though. I blow dry my hair.
Prilinni: I like your hair.
Mae: *makes a screwed up face* It annoys me. Yours is cool, do you straighten your hair?
Prillini: It's straightened now.

O.o

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Penguin Chat

PimpinPenguin = me

PP walks up to GirlonHeels.

PP: Hey wanna have penguin sex?
GirlonHeels walks away. PP follows.
PP: Playing hard to get ehhh
GirlonHeels walks away. PP follows.
PP: Come on a good lookin' penguin like you needs some lovin.
GirlonHeels leaves the world.

PP goes to SnowRoom.
PP goes up to richie18.

PP: Can I touch you?
richie18: huh?
PP: Can I touch you?
richie18: what are you on about???
PP: Can I touch you?
richie18 walks away. PP follows.
PP: Can I touch you?
richie18 walks away. PP follows.
PP: Can I touch you?
richie18: hey go away man
richie18 walks away. PP follows.
PP: Can I touch you?
richie18 leaves the world.

PP goes up to lindsey.

PP: Hey lindsey baby
lindsey: hey
PP: howsit?
lindsy: fine u?
PP: im feeling horny
lindsey: lol
PP: you like sex?
lindsey: umm not really
PP: how about penguin sex?
lindsey walks away. PP follows.
PP: wanna have some fun?
lindsey: what?
PP: touch me.
lindsey walks away. PP follows.
lindsey walks away. PP follows.
lindsey walks away. PP follows.
lindsey walks away. PP follows.
lindsey walks away. PP follows.
lindsey walks away. PP follows.
lindsey leaves the world.

PP goes to another room.
God walks up to PP.
God: Hey are you causing trouble here?
PP: What?
God: You know what I mean.
PP: ?
God: One more time and you'll be banned.
PP: hey man a penguin like me needs sex too ya know
God: Do you want to be banned?
PP: whatever just coz you can't get some
God: one more time...
PP: I LIKE PENGUIN SEX!!!!!!

PP leaves the world.

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[u]Friday[/u]

While I was playing UT online with noobs.
ehh = ME
Nooblet = b0ner

ehh:
Kills a dude.
And another.
And another.
Shoots own team mate onto the lava.
Kills a dude again.
And another one - - announcer goes "Killing Spree!"

Nooblet says "Fuck off V."
[ My name was ' ehh ' at the time. I don't use my original name (LadyVenom or V for short) because I don't want people knowing I was playing. But somehow this guy knows... ]

ehh says "hahaha :P"

Nobblet says "Fucking slut."

ehh:
Kills 2 dudes - - announcer goes "Double Kill"
Kills another one - - announcer goes "Multi Kill"
Kills 2 more - - announce goes "M - M - M - Monster Kill!!" - - and "Rampage!"

Nooblet says "lame slut"

ehh says "noob"

Nooblet "slut"

ehh:
Shoots another team mate on lava.
Kills 5 more - - announcer goes "Dominating!"

Nooblet says "any more lamer"

ehh:
Kills 5 more - - announcer goes "Unstoppable!"

Nooblet says: "fucking slut"

*nooblet and ehh battle it out for the last time*

" ehh's killing spree was ended by b0ner! "

Nooblet says "dumb bitch!"

Nooblet says "eat that!"

Nooblet leaves the server.

~*~

I haven't played UT in months, and I join a server and get abused for playing WELL. Didn't bother me one bit though, I found it funny 'cause I killed him a LOT and yet he calls me 'dumb' when he killed me .. and mind you I had 23 health + 3 other people after me. I had 2 more kills till I was Godlike! Damn noobs.

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Somewhere in a room.

Dexter is polishing his super flying dildo.

And so I said... "Dexter your shoe lace is undone."

"I'm not falling for that one!"

"But seriously it's undone..."

"I said I'm not falling for that one!"

"Suit yourself."

Dexter continues to polish his super flying dildo.

Alice enters the room.

"Dexter have you seen my Inflatable Butt Plug 5000?"

"I saw Issa with it last. Oh and can you pass me that Sex Ring?"

Alice hands Dexter his Sex Ring.

Issa enters the room.

"I have a vaginal infection."

Everyone stared at Issa as if she had just grown an extra breast.

"So anyway ..." I said.

Mae grabs a near by chair and hits Issa with it.

"Oh I know!" Meg announced. "Let's smash each other with chairs!"

Meg grabs a chair and smashes Alice with it. Alice laughs and takes the chair from Meg and smashes Dexter with it.

Dexter was left unconscious.

Everyone stopped and stared at Dexter's lifeless body.

"Wow Alice." Issa stated.

"Let's keep hitting him while his still unconscious!" Meg said.

Everyone grabs a chair and continuously hit Dexter.

~*~

Thomas & Mel scene.

In a forest.

Melannie is hiding on top of a tree from Thomas. While Thomas was scratching his butt below.

[i]"Ewwww...."[/i] Melannie thought.

Thomas continues scratching his butt.

An owl perched on a branch was staring at Melannie with wide eyes. It flew and landed a metre away from Melannie.

[i]"What the hell is that stupid owl looking at." [/i]Melannie thought.

The owl cocked it's head to the side.

Thomas is still scratching his butt.

The owl came closer. Melannie refused to make a sound or a movement.

The owl came closer and closer till it was just 10cm from Melannie. And............................

~*~

Somewhere in a mountain.

Dexter woke up.

"WHat the fuNk happened???????"

Dexter gets up, tripping while doing so and slips off the mountain.

Dexter screams.

"Why the heaven didn't I just listen to Mae and tied my shoe lace!"

AHHHHHHHH.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - - HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

"Hummmmm." Dexter looks down.

"Dang it."

Dexter's shirt was caught on a tree branch hanging on the side of the mountain.

"Yo wattup my nigga!" Meg called out from the top. "How's it hanging!"

Dexter looks up and gives Meg the finger.

Meg sends a boulder down the mountain.

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Ok for those who keep wondering.. no I didn't write this! . =|

Buahahhha
For the past month I've been sleeping REALLY late.... usually 12am and 1am or later! So not much sleep there... so I slept most of the errr .. day. O.o

[u]Saturday[/u]

HIGHLIGHTS OF THE DAY:
Woke up at 7am. Had breakfast. Went back to sleep. Woke up at 5pm. Had dinner. Went back to sleep. Woke up at 7pm. Typed this up. Chatting up strangers at PenguinChat and mIRC. Went back to sleep.

© endless

posted by: m3 (reply)
post date: 08.28.04 (5:59 am)

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

I LOVE YOUR PENGUIN CHATS!!!! AHAHAHHAAHHH Especially the one with Lindsey especially! And richie18.

You're hilarious ENDLESS!

Continue the story! I love it so far! =/

Okay. Keep posting!

posted by: Aiya (reply)
post date: 08.28.04 (5:44 pm)

i'm afraid to ask.. :O

posted by: Jason (reply)
post date: 08.29.04 (3:10 am)

Why? OH WHY?...

.. how can you write stuff like that lmfao.... omg hahahaha ....

penguin chat ?! i just went there.. and i saw a Pimpin'Penguin.. WAS THAT YOU??!?

didnt get to ask coz whoever it was left :|

posted by: honky (reply)
post date: 09.01.04 (3:19 am)

i suppose ur copying "someone" wit the humor in ur blog O_o

btw, its mpeg not meg. get it rite.

posted by: endless (reply)
post date: 09.01.04 (1:27 pm)

Copying? How am I copying? Can't I write my own story using my OWN IDEAS?

If you wanna know I got MY OWN IDEAS from AIYA. Who is my FRIEND. She helped me since we talk a lot....

Geez you always say 'your copying me' ' your copying her' 'your a copy cat'

haven't you stopped and actualy REALIZED that maybe that someone has already done this sort of things BEFORE YOU. Do you see them saying 'your copying someone' 'your copying me'

I've written stories seince I was 10 and maybe younger. I've always written silly, weird, non-making sense stories... and i'm pretty sure i'm not copying someone.

i'm who i am. and i'm my own person.

i dont need to "copy" .

posted by: wogstadude (reply)
post date: 09.02.04 (4:10 am)

i'm horny